Green Lantern: the gayest? [comics]

Me: My friend suggested I should check out Batman: long halloween
and green lantern rebirth

LD: Yeah, they’re both supposed to be good

Me: I gotta say
green lantern appeals to me not at all
i think he’s basically the gayest superhero of all time
that includes aquaman

LD: Well
Gay-man was pretty gay

Me: so was Captain BJ

LD: Also: The Top

Me: but Green Lantern, gayer
so was the Chocolate Starfish Destroyer
but he was more of a villain

LD: It was The Destroyer part that gave him away
OH MAN
I just downloaded a U3 program that destroys all history of what I do on my computer
this is the happiest day ever

Me: It’s not a happier day than when The Top defeated the Chocolate Starfish Destroyer?

LD: Speaking of comic characters
hahaha

Me: with help from Captain BJ and Gay-Man
and Green Lantern, who just “happened” to be around

LD: Well, he had to become the villian in order to destroy him
so, it wasn’t the happiest day ever

Me: Spoiler alert: CS Destroyer gets resurrected in the next issue