The Point of Zombies (3) [movies]

Hi, this entry is all about zombies, REAL ZOMBIES. This site is awesome. My name is…hell with you, I’m anonymous…and I can’t stop thinking about zombies. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Zombies are mammals.

2. Zombies fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the zombie is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Zombie Sword

Zombie Stars

Zombie Outfit

Testimonial:

Zombies can kill anyone they want! Zombies cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Zombie who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the zombie killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a zombie totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don’t believe zombies have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.