A better Republican VP pick

By: SN · September 5, 2008

Wow, those Republicans sure have a disdain for community organizers! Shame on you for attempting to improve the lives of the less fortunate. Jesus would have hated community organizers… if he wasn’t one himself.

I can only infer that the GOP is against community organization itself…and thus for chaos. This makes the choice of Sarah Palin look even more poorly thought out, as she was once a grassroots activist before making the steep ascent to mayor of a town of 6,500 people, then becoming governor of a mid-size city, I mean Alaska (population: 670,000), so she could fire her former brother-in-law. I suppose her daughter did stick it to community organizers by getting knocked up as a single teenager. Take that, planning!!!

In any event, here’s what I’m getting at: There’s only one man, really, who could effectively take on a community organizer. That man, of course, is:

The Joker, naturally, represents chaos, the mortal enemy of community organizers. Only he could effectively take on Obama. Perhaps in 2012.

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4 Responses to “A better Republican VP pick”
  1. E says:

    His drug background would be fodder for the tabloids.

  2. e-roc says:

    …but I still might vote for him.

    The Joker? A Republican?

  3. SN says:

    The Joker’s actually registered as unaffiliated at the moment, but he could be convinced to switch parties for the right price.

  4. E says:

    Wiped for anonymity.

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