Abridged Transcript of the Debate From Last Night

BO: The economy sucks, and so do you

JM: I was a veteran.

BO: Bush sucks, and so do you

JM: Here’s a story about Vietnam

BO: I’m awesome, and you suck. Just like the economy and Bush

JM: You like earmarks.

BO: Joe Biden rules.

JM: Sarah Palin rules

BO: Say “Ahmadenijad”

JM: Ahck muh…..DAMN IT

Lehrer: Both of you shut up

BO: *giggles*

JM: I bet I can go this whole debate without looking at you

BO: I bet you can’t

Lehrer: Seriously, both of you shut up.

Pope: Who brought the gusherz? lol!

Lehrer: God, shut up.

Blitzer: *masturbates*

BO: God this country is stupid if they can’t tell side by side that I am superior in almost every way.

JM: Am not.

BO: Are too, oldie mcoldson.

JM: I wasn’t voted Miss Congeniality of the Senate.

BO: God, you’re an idiot.

JM: I’m sleepy.

Pope: Hey, you guyz see Dark Knight?

Lehrer: Shut up