Marcus Fenix He Is Not

Given our recent pimping of the Pugh Brothers innovations and Gears of War 2, I wanted to share this video floating around the interwebs. Below is a video of an assault rifle fitted with a chainsaw bayonet.

While quite inventive (and makes you wonder if James Madison breaks the sound barrier in his grave over proposing the Second Amendment), the guy loses massive points for execution. He looks like Elton John’s flamboyantly gay persona, whom I call Reggie, had a lovechild with Scott Thompson’s Buddy Cole. Seriously, look how he handles those pumpkins. First he misses them from about 15 feet with an assault rifle (again, do we need people with these sort of weapons) and then he sadly flails at them while almost cutting off his leg, which would have been the most appropriate ending to the video.

God forbid the Horde ever rises from underneath the Earth, we won’t even make it to the part where the Bloodmounts begin to swarm.