Vice President Joe Budden

By: SN · January 22, 2009
Food for thought…What if Barack Obama picked Joe Budden as his vice president instead of Joe Biden?

The Veep would have snubbed Jay-Z’s performance at the Inaugural Ball, a hangover from their toxic relationship at Def Jam.

Saigon would have showed up, dissing Budden during the swearing-in with some freestyle antics.

The inauguration would have been postponed four years, much like Budden’s second album.

The VP would have beef with like everybody in the Senate.

Budden would totally have started rapping “Pump it Up” when it became obvious that that boring fucking poet was losing the crowd.

People would still be talking about Joe Budden.

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3 Responses to “Vice President Joe Budden”
  1. E says:

    this made my day. Mostly b/c it makes me go home and pull out my (HIGHLY UNDERRATED) Joe Budden def jam debut. PU-PUMP IT UP!

  2. LD says:

    Remember the song “Not Your Average Joe” by Fat Joe, Joe Budden, and Joe?

    Neither do they.

  3. SN says:

    He’ll be back with a vengeance. 2009 IS THE YEAR OF THE BUDDEN!!!

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