That’s enough, Tilda Swinton
Are there any actors out there that you constantly hate? Not necessarily the actors themselves, but the characters they play, that is? For me, that actress is Tilda Swinton.
I know nothing about Tilda Swinton personally. I do know, however, that she often plays a bitch in movies. She was a cold bitch with no regard for human life in Michael Clayton. She was a cold bitch again in Burn After Reading. Then, in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, she was kind of a cold bitch, having an affair with Button while staying married to her husband — no doubt for the money, that gold-digging whore.
Then there’s this — her imdb profile lists several movies with German titles. “Now, where have I heard of Germany before?” you may be asking yourself. Well, they were the bad guys in World War II (there was also a World War I, but the history of who fought against who has been lost with the passage of time). So it’s safe to assume that anyone acting in a German movie is herself a Nazi.
She’s also in The Chronicles of Narnia movies, playing — get this — a witch. That seals it for me. I am disinclined to like you, Tilda Swinton.
In Constantine she also tried to bring about THE END OF THE WORLD. I think you’re on to something here, sir.
Oh no she di-idn’t! That bitch!
Aren’t you guys forgetting playing the damn White Witch? The most evil character in Narnia?
She was a he in Constantine, right? I have to applaud the cross-dressing.
But yes, the characters she plays are evil.
he mentioned the narnia bitch in the last sentence. how could you not?! TILDA SWINTON YOU SCANDALOUS HUSSY.
She must be stopped.
As far as I’m concerned, Tilda Swinton can’t leave acting until she fulfills her destiny by playing Thom Yorke in the Radiohead biopic, “OK Computer, That’s Enough Outta You.”
Isn’t she playing Freddy K. in the upcoming Friday the 13th remake?
I’m pretty sure that part will be played by Martin Lawrence.