6 More Weeks of your Stupid Winter

Well, today is Groundhog’s Day, and ole’ Punxsutawney Phil saw his goddamned, stupid face shadow:

Punxsutawney Phil, the weather prognosticating groundhog, saw his shadow this morning and predicted six more weeks of winter. Thousands gathered on Gobbler’s Knob to await the groundhog’s annual prediction.

First of all, “Gobbler’s Knob”? Are you serious? Do I even need to make a joke?

Second, I’m sick of winter, and now this groundhog comes in and tells me I’m going to have six more weeks of it? He can go fuck himself.  As a salve for the further winter doldrums, I give to you this clip of the movie by the same name as this stupid holiday: