Obama Achievements

By: Y · February 10, 2009

 

We received a list of the Achievements for the Obama Xbox 360 game. Unfortunately, only Obama can play the game, but we can at least look at the list. Here they are, with the dates that he has unlocked some of them.

Oh, no he didn’t! – Announce Candidacy – 25 [unlocked 2/10/2007]

Nomination Domination – Win Democratic Primary – 50 [unlocked 8/28/2008]

Yes We Can – Win General Election – 100 [unlocked 11/4/2008]

“I, Barack Hussein Obama…” – Be Sworn in at Inauguration – 5 [unlocked 1/20/2009]

Bow?  What Bow? – Ensure Aretha and her Bow are at Inauguration Ceremony – 100 [unlocked 1/20/2009]

NU-KLEE-AR – Pronounce “Nuclear” correctly at a press conference – 10 [unlocked 2/9/2009]

The Hyperdrive is Broken – Apologize once per day for the first month of term for the rough transition – 25

Arbitrary Assessment Period – Complete First 100 Days – 20

We ain’t gonna board no more – Close Guantanamo Bay – 25

Mission Accomplished – Withdraw Troops from Iraq – 25

This one will be tough – End Recession – 100

So a Jew, a Muslim, and a Black guy walk into a bar… – Create Peace in the Middle East – 150

A Promise is a Promise – Purchase Dog for Children – 5

4 More Years! – Win Re-Election – 100

The Other Mission Accomplished – Capture Osama Bin Laden – 50

We ain’t gonna bowl no more – Force a College Football Playoff System – 20

Every boy’s dream – Have White Sox visit you as World Series Champions during term – 20

Bowling is for losers – Install Basketball Court in White House – 20

Presidential Pimp – Wear Purple Suit During Press Conference without making a comment about it – 10

She Blinded me with Science – Finish term with no denials of global warming – 10

RJR Would not be Proud – Quit Smoking – 10

I roll on Shabbas – Finish Presidential Term with under 25% vacation time – 25

Here Come the Judge – Appoint Supreme Court Nominee, and have Nominee Confirmed – 25

You like me – Finish Term with above 50% approval rating – 25

You really, really like me – Finish Term with above 65% approval rating – 50

Say it ain’t So, Joe – Engage in Biden damage control less than an average of once per week during term – 5

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One Response to “Obama Achievements”
  1. N8 says:

    My hat is truly off to you, sir. I am actually going to be listening for the “ding” now when I hear him speak.

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