The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: An Old Friend Returns On the Most Unlikeliest of Nights!
Hugh Jackman: [singing] HOW I LONG TO BEEEEE…PAAAAAART OF THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD [applause] THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTS!
Joaquin Phoenix: This is…[scratches beard]….fuckin’ whatever.
[wanders backstage]
Joaquin Phoenix: ……… [chewing gum]
Ben Stiller: ……………
Frank Coraci: ………..
JP: ……………….
FC: …………..
BS: ………………
JP: [scratches beard]
BS:……[chewing gum]….
FC: …..[mumbles]
Terrence Howard: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO BEST PICTURE WINNER, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!
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TRex: [howling in pain] REAARRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHG
The following children were eaten:
All proceeds from this post went to the Mumbai projects…..