Virgins and Lesbians - A Serious Discussion Virgins and Lesbians - A Serious Discussion
Having been sick for most of the past week, I engaged in a lot of mini movie-marathons with no real logic or structure. It was pretty much me watching whatever movie I picked off of my shelf that I hadn’t seen in a while. And inadvertently, I watched 40 Year Old Virgin and Chasing Amy back to...
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The Watchmen [movies] The Watchmen [movies]
[I'm going to keep this review spoiler free for the most part, so feel free to read on if you haven't seen the movie or read the book] It’s pretty much impossible to not fall into geeky hyperbole or fanboy bashing, maybe even simultaneously, when talking about Zack Snyder’s adaptation of...
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Down With Fast Food Draft! Round 2 Down With Fast Food Draft! Round 2
Onward with Round 2 of Fast Food Restaurants we want to banish forever. E) Hardees/Carl’s Jr. The #4 fast food chain in the nation behind McD’s, BK, and Wendy’s, you want to talk about the obesity problem in America? Maybe try eliminating the restaurant that puts 8 strips of bacon...
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Down With Fast Food Draft! Round 1 Down With Fast Food Draft! Round 1
It’s been a while since we had a draft, and so here’s our draft of Fast Food Restaurants We’d Like To Banish from the Face of the Earth. Consider it a reverse “Favorite Fast Food Restaurants” draft. We also had three participants with everyone jumping in whenever they wanted...
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The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: An Old Friend Returns On the Most Unlikeliest of Nights! The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: An Old Friend Returns On the Most Unlikeliest of Nights!
Hugh Jackman: [singing] HOW I LONG TO BEEEEE…PAAAAAART OF THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD [applause] THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTS! Joaquin Phoenix: This is…[scratches beard]….fuckin’ whatever. [wanders backstage] Joaquin Phoenix: ……… [chewing...
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My Spirited Defense of Jimmy Fallon My Spirited Defense of Jimmy Fallon
For those who don’t know, tomorrow night is the end of Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and Alan Sepinwall has written a fantastic article taking a look back on the historic run of the tall, skinny, awkward red head that we all grew to love and call one of our own. In his place steps Jimmy...
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The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: Ripped from the Headlines! The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: Ripped from the Headlines!
HOW IT COULD HAVE GONE….. Casey Affleck: Alright, we got a lot of good footage today for your documentary, Joaquin. And look, your movie Two Lovers had a great weekend! You get the night off. Joaquin Phoenix: ….*mumbles* CA: Try to take it easy, okay? Don’t go too nuts tonight. JP:...
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He’s Just Not That Into You [movies] He’s Just Not That Into You [movies]
When I first heard about He’s Just Not That Into You, the romantic comedy based on an advice book that is the dumbed down equivalent of a fierce slap in the face of reality, I was under the impression that it would be a heinous mess of a movie, full of unlikable characters who act in unrealistic...
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The Joaquin Chronicles: The Worst Rap Concert Ever The Joaquin Chronicles: The Worst Rap Concert Ever
Casey Affleck: This rap concert is going to skyrocket your career, Joaquin. We’re going to get so much great footage for your documentary, this is going to be historic. The guests we have planned. Joaquin Phoenix:…………… CA: Joaquin?…are you listening to me? JP:...
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Reader’s Digest: The ABA Journal Magazine Reader’s Digest: The ABA Journal Magazine
The picture above is the cover of the February 2009 issue of ABA Journal Magazine, the Lawyer’s Magazine. As you can see, the feature story is “How to Practice Law Like Lincoln.” Look. We all know that Lincoln was a pretty kick ass President. But young lawyers don’t want to know...
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