So Long Election 2008 So Long Election 2008
Okay, that was fun wasn’t it? In any case, I hope you did vote today. Only 1,460 days until the next Presidential election. Who ya got?
So Long Election 2008 »
Voting Tastes Like Burning Voting Tastes Like Burning
This is what America will look like if you don’t vote. And on national tv too, you asshole.
Voting Tastes Like Burning »
Voting Makes Superman Stronger! Voting Makes Superman Stronger!
Voting makes you stronger than Batman riding the Flash while wearing a ring of kryptonite.
Voting Makes Superman Stronger! »
If You Don’t Vote, The Love Guru Wins If You Don’t Vote, The Love Guru Wins
For every person that doesn’t bother to vote, Mike Myers writes five new boner jokes. Vote.
If You Don’t Vote, The Love Guru Wins »
Shazam Cat Wants You To Vote! Shazam Cat Wants You To Vote!
VOTE! SHAZAM!
Shazam Cat Wants You To Vote! »
The Pope Wants You To Vote! The Pope Wants You To Vote!
ZOMG, if I could vote, I totally would vote! But I can’t, so I’ll probably just stay at home and eat gusherz while I watch America fall further into sin! But vote! Lulz!
The Pope Wants You To Vote! »
Terrence Howard Wants You To Vote Terrence Howard Wants You To Vote
If you don’t wash yo ass with baby wipes, I won’t let you be in a completely sexless relationship with me. Oh, and if you don’t vote, you obviously don’t love me you filthy bitch.
Terrence Howard Wants You To Vote »
Joaquin Phoenix Wants You To Vote Joaquin Phoenix Wants You To Vote
I may hate myself, and hate everyone else, but if you don’t vote today, I swear to god I’ll kill myself. Vote and leave me alone
Joaquin Phoenix Wants You To Vote »
The Obama Juggernaut [politics] The Obama Juggernaut [politics]
Much has been said recently of the Obama Juggernaut. With one week left to go, I would like to remind Obama to keep his helmet on. If he takes it off, then the psychics will be able to get inside his head.
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October Surprise II [politics] October Surprise II [politics]
Question (from e-roc): With the election just days away, and in an effort to educate myself, could one of the GP members please counter-point the “October Surprise” argument? That argument being that something new will happen that will shake up the election in a fundamental way, giving it...
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