WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? 1 WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? 1
New feature:  The hilariously disturbed minds at this blog come up with a fictional fight and try to discern would would win. SN: Who would win in a melee:  the kids from Slumdog Millionaire or every superhero ever fighting on the same side? LD: I’m taking the slumdog kids, and here’s why: 1)...
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I do not negotiate with terrorists I do not negotiate with terrorists
Alex: Fuck you!!   Holy shit, no joke — I am not to be fucked with. The latest exhibit comes from a little locale named River City. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? Perhaps you’ve heard of the tale of the guy that beat the shit out of an entire city to get back his girlfriend, who had been...
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OJ: Fan appreciation OJ: Fan appreciation
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OJ: Tragedy OJ: Tragedy
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The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: An Old Friend Returns On the Most Unlikeliest of Nights! The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: An Old Friend Returns On the Most Unlikeliest of Nights!
Hugh Jackman: [singing] HOW I LONG TO BEEEEE…PAAAAAART OF THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD [applause] THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTS! Joaquin Phoenix: This is…[scratches beard]….fuckin’ whatever. [wanders backstage] Joaquin Phoenix: ……… [chewing...
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Save us, Ken Griffey Jr. Save us, Ken Griffey Jr.
Thousands lose their jobs every day. Banks fail. Osama bin Laden remains at large. Yet in the cruel darkness of night, a glimmer of hope. Ken Griffey Jr. is returning to the Seattle Mariners. When Ken Griffey Jr. last played for the Mariners, a nation was enamored with his youthful spirit and playful...
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JC in Real Life JC in Real Life
Earlier this week, the glorious Eugene Ahn, of People You Don’t Know, interviewed me for his podcast.  The topics range from Nilla Wafers to Reaganomics, the video game.  In between, we also discuss our love of video games, why every 15 year old on Xbox Live seems like a member of the Klan Youth...
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The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: Ripped from the Headlines! The Joaquin Phoenix Chronicles: Ripped from the Headlines!
HOW IT COULD HAVE GONE….. Casey Affleck: Alright, we got a lot of good footage today for your documentary, Joaquin. And look, your movie Two Lovers had a great weekend! You get the night off. Joaquin Phoenix: ….*mumbles* CA: Try to take it easy, okay? Don’t go too nuts tonight. JP:...
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Combing the New York Comic Con Combing the New York Comic Con
Recently, I attended the New York Comic Con, which is the largest convention of it’s kind on the East Coast. Hung over from a series of pre-event parties, I slogged from Penn Station to the Javits Center.  In past years, the line to enter stretched down 10 Ave for blocks and blocks.  This year,...
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VP Joe Budden: Obama press conference VP Joe Budden: Obama press conference
Damnit, Budden In case you missed it, President Barack Obama spent a good deal of time at his last press conference fielding questions about Vice President Joe Budden. Below is a transcript. David Gregory: Mr. President, last week on the Senate floor, the vice president grabbed the mic and said, “Pump...
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